It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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