Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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