'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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