OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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