Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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