And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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