Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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