Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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