I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
