If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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