maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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