I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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