plz talk dirty to me
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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