Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
