Your face is a jimmy john
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Lo siento on account of my penis...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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