You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Will exercising make me less horny?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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