If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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