I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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