you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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