The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
