I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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