Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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