he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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