I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
soo... how was my night?
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