i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
please don't ironically join a cult
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