I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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