'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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