Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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