In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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