If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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