does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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