Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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