so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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