I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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