If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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