doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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