I take back everything I said about communal showers
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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