Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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