so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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