I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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