Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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