i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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