4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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