if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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