I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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