I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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