yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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