Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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