Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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