Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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