The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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