My brain says no but my pants say off.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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