he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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