Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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