Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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