Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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