ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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