Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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