I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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