I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Welp...herpes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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